But there is one presumption. That you can even get out of the office!
Truth is stranger than fiction, and so if a fictional EMP strike can turn everyone into zombies, the possibility must be planned for.
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| Office zombies on the march (from here) |
What to do?
Weaponized office supplies.
Of course the hardened ball point pen, and razor sharp metal ruler are old hat. What we need are missile weapons.
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| Jorg Sprave demonstrates a pencil shooter |
3 comments:
HAHAHAHA
We need a staple-gun with the power of a modern nail gun.
bahahahha! you should see our new plastic $50 bills - i bet they glow in the dark too! great post buddy!
your friend,
kymber
LOL - Yah, the staple/nail gun is probably the way to. Watch out with that pencil cannon, you might poke someones eye out!
K: You laugh, my little one would go crazy over a glow in the dark dino-coins. The U.S. would save tons of money if we went to plastic money - particullarly the one dollar bills. Our current money looks kind of pinkish, so I don't think we are in a position to be giving our northern neighbors greif about the esthetics of their coinage/bills.
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