Saturday, April 21, 2012

Mr. Nazi Lobbyist goes to Washington

I don’t think the world is ending because the Nazi’s now have an official lobbyist in Washington.  He could settle to the bottom of a barrel full of scummy types- even lower than the lobbyists for pay day lenders, or Wall Street financiers.  It is simply more of the oddness that makes up modern America.

Robert Schlesinger, 13 April 2012 (hat tip: Business Insider via TMP)

What could the Nazis want to lobby the Congress about? "Political Rights and ballot access laws," according to the registration form, which also lists lists accounting, agriculture, clean air and water, civil rights, health issues, the Constitution, immigration, manufacturing, and retirement as "general lobbying issue areas." Who knew the Nazis had strong views on agriculture?

Which of course brings up one of my favorite set of poetic musical couplets from The Clash’s White Man in Hammersmith Palais (lyrics) (video –but you will need to look at lyrics to understand what they are saying):

All over, people changing their votes

Along with their overcoats

If Adolf Hitler flew in today

They’d send a limousine anyway

Presumably the pro-Isreal lobbyists, AIPAC, will not be hanging out with them.

While I tend to view the term American Nazi as a self-described traitorous group.  You have to wonder about their lobbyist and former presidential candidates own deeper affiliations.
John Taylor Bowles - Nazi Lobbyist

In his campaign poster it sure looks a lot like he is holding onto an AK-47.  Could we have a Soviet mole here?

Apparently these Nazis have a lot of conflicting allegiances.
The Caption:  Hey Nazi Chick - Your argument about Jews being subhuman animals would be a lot more convincing if you weren't carrying an ISRAELI SUBMACHINE GUN!


PioneerPreppy said...

He can hang out with the CAIR lobbyist and other Islamo-scumbags. They were good friends and allies back in the 1930's and 40's anyway.

Odysseus said...

It seems National Socialists were the only socialists without a lobbiest in DC, now if you'll excuse me I need to go drink in the morning over what is becoming of my country.

Stephen said...

It's absolutely silly.

russell1200 said...

PP: You are dead on about the modern islamic states being in love with Hitler. To them, he is the one who offered them arms and ammunition to defeat the evil colonial oppressors. That he would have viewed them as the lowest sort of subhuman scum doesn't seem to bother them.

O: Well I can drink to that! But it had to wait until the afternoon because I had too many errands to run.

S: I prefer the word bizarre. only because silly could be implied as trivial, and while their influence in the our country is less than minimal, I wouldn't want to imply that their evilness is also minimal.