Friday, March 25, 2011

Apocalyptic Swine Flu Pandemic Poems

Swine Flu Limerick
Anon

There once was a deadly flu
Nothing anyone could do
So they all tried to behave,
and to the church they gave
Hopefully to heaven they flew.


SWINE FLU LIMERICK
by J.K. Phillips

There once was a virus called swine
and this pig of a flu could fly
it travelled by plane
by ship and by train
making some afraid they would die.

There was soon a party called swine
and this pig of a feast they thought
would spread the disease
by a cough or a sneeze
so a worse one would not be caught.


to be continued.....but not if isolation works

Jennifer K. Phillips

Unamed
Swine flu, simply came out of the blue.
Just like a sudden rain or a big surprise
Now a lot of people are sick and the numbers rise
Now we have to wash our hands millions of times
and using hand sanitizer is also worth a try
Don't sneeze or cough and stay home if you're sick
Just stay in bed and watch cartoons like when you were a kid.
This time will pass, it's all about protection and safety
positiveness is the key, and so is safety!

Queen E -though possibly not the one that is our author in discussion.

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